I awoke this morning from a bizarre dream wherein one of my dogs walked himself down to the 7-11 and bought himself Slim Jim and a Slurpee. He came home chompin’ away, quite satisfied with himself. In this dream, I found him in the kitchen leaning on a counter enjoying his Slim Jim. He was standing like a person – like Brian the dog from Family Guy. Apart from the standing, eating Slim Jim, drinking Slurpee and apparently stealing my wallet, he still retained all his K9 attributes. Weird. Your dog wants Slim Jim.