Cageboy Truisms

The following are things that define what it means to be a Cageboy (a/k/a other things we thunk up that shows we’re smart, a/k/a the Cageboy Rules o’ Life):

“In life – when being presented with food and drink options – you should ALWAYS go with the regional offering if available.”

“Diet Squirt is a fine, tasty soda beverage.”